Lard’s Prayer

Our father, who is in heaven, give us this day our daily high-fructose corn syrup, modified corn starch, sodium bisulfite, propylene glycerol, monosodium glutamate, sodium nitrite, docosahexaenoic,  eicosapentaenoic, and alpha-linoleic acid, sucralose, canthaxanthin, astaxanthin, zeaxanthin, dichlorophenol, xylitol, glycerin, ascorbic acid, butylated hydroxytoluene, shellac, cyanocobalamin, and gamma-tocopherol.

Amen